I confess the title of this post may seem confusing coming from a 40 year old guy speaking of his journey to becoming a superhero, but in reading on I think you'll see how everything comes together.
My wife has grown quite plump in recent years. Though I confess I'm not the handsome prince I was on the day she married me, I do believe that her "downward trend" in physical appearance has far outmatched my own decline. Despite this, we still enjoy the occasional "dalliance" in the bedroom. Yesterday, she was browsing an internet site, looking for a plus sized bra as her breasts are quite huge. She wished to involve me in this process. I can only assume that she thinks buying a bra that I like will lead to more frequent "dalliances".
At first, I was annoyed by her insistence that I come look at pictures of over-sized women in over-sized lingerie, but after a few minutes of pretending to be interested, my mind drifted to the idea of using bras in my Sanjay Taquito costume. While a crime fighting taquito certainly would not have breasts, it would have muscles...muscles that I'm not sure I can replicate on my own in the short amount of time I've left to develop my superhero persona. If these bras can hold and firm up 20 pounds of breast tissue, there must certainly be a way to use them to produce the look I want.
My mind ran (and continues to run) wild at the possibilities. What if I hooked two bras together around my upper body, leaving the cups at either side of me. I could fill the cups with some dense padded material that would give my intrepid taquito the appearance of having ripped lats while serving a double purpose of armoring that portion of my body.
I'm going to go to the library today to see if there are any books on medieval padded armor. I feel enlightened!
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